Knock Knock--Who's there?

It's my husbands turn.
I told him that I was gonna share this so I almost feel obliged to do so.
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I was awakened sometime in the middle of the night last night by some "gentle persuasions" and was promptly put in a "half sleep, pissed off, confused and compliant" mood all at the same time. All of my thoughts jumbled together in just a few brief moments and the confusion and sleep didn't take long to dissipate.
Do I want to be awakened from such a well deserved moment of blissful slumber? Not necessarily.
Is that really what I think it is poking me in the butt cheek? Why YES, I think it is!
Do I want Sky Rockets at night? YES!
As I warm up to the idea of some groggy loving and start to roll over to face him...
he rolls with me. As in to the opposite direction of me.
He woke me up by humping my leg and when I started to react he promptly rolled to his opposite side and WENT TO SLEEP!
I heard recently (Whether a comedian or friend, I don't remember) "A midnight poke in the hip is NOT considered adequate foreplay!"
Unfortunately, for me, it seems to be enough.

By the way...This afternoon, I told hubs that he prodded me awake in his sleep last night..and with that sparkle in his eye he said "No I didn't."
He was awake and completely aware.

Again I ask...who does this kind of bullshit happen to?!?
ME!